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Post by REDEFINE Pro on Dec 23, 2015 2:19:37 GMT
REDEFINE World Tag Team Championship Match Dead Eye & Jacob Daniels vs Death by Velocity
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2015 5:14:30 GMT
Caliban: STOP! JUST stop, stop right there, I know you are itching, I know the big red button on your mam's camcorder is calling to you but before you start let me tell you one thing, for every insult, every half assed wanna be bad ass statement, for every time you tell me you came from some tough street where the adults couldn't control the teenagers, try terrorist organisations you lil crip blood fucks, what did you hear gun shots outside a window? Try seeing your home town in flames at 5 years old, look it up Coleraine bombing November 1992 boys thats growing up in a war zone, dead eye's name probably comes from the amount of times he sprayed some bullets out a window. And for every time you tell me how you are gunna take revenge for what we did I have some simple words for you
He lights a joint and smiles
Caliban: Suck... My... Dick
Exhales
Caliban: You want general proof of how little people really give a fuck about your little crew, this definition as you like to call yourselves while asking the internet the question you and they all already know the answer too and that is just who in the fuck I am. Did you watch the main event as the crowd chanted the name of a team that just committed an act of criminal violence right in front of their eyes? How they erupted for one of the men who busted you all in the back of the head earlier in the night? How they still cheered when we left Drew Emerald laying? How they cheered each of us by name as the show went off the air even me the man who nearly killed your fearless leader?
He takes a toke and sits back into a chair not seen before
Caliban: Dead Eye you for one thing have been running your mouth like I should know the name of the man it belongs too, you got lucky to be on camera with me at all at Endgame and the fact that your so fucking pissed about something you have nothing to do with shows just how much of a child you really are. This thing with me and Carmen needed to end one way or another, we both know it wasn't going to end with her taking the TV belt from me, it was never about the belt it was about putting her in the fucking hospital to prove a point, Daniels, Eye, boys I don't know you, I don't need to know you all you have to do is walk away do not make me do the same thing to you as I did to Carmen, do not make me use you to prove a point. Carmen took this title from me once
Shows belt
Caliban: It took a belt shot and a 7 foot beast former world champ to do it think about that.... Welcome to Redefine Pro
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Post by #TheFuture on Dec 23, 2015 6:10:53 GMT
The scene opens at Dead Eye’s Long Beach, California home. He is lying on his couch with Karin recording the video for him.
“Salt is the spice of life, they say. In fact, at one time, salt was so valuable, it was used as currency. These days, it's a mere seasoning. Salty, on the other hand, ain't so flattering...in fact it’s a bad look. That’s a term that can easily describe the man The Definition has chosen to nickname Caliwho. I see he doesn't like being called that. In fact, he hates it so much, he had to sneak attack Carm after she beat him clean and proved he ain't shit without his Ambiguously Gay Trio cohorts...DBV. Caliwho and company are so damn proud of their little bitch attack. Well, folks, they tried but didn't get the job done. As I record this, Carm is back home, JD is, and Emile is on a date of some sort. The Definition may be bruised and battered, but you just simply didn't get the job done. You put Carm in the hospital last night.”
Dead Eye sarcastically claps.
“Congratu-fuckin-lations. You made a very short-term statement. You got our attention even more than before. You try to paint things like you could give a fuck about our group. If that's the case, why attack us? Tell me how that makes sense, at all? At EndGame, we stole the whole damn show. So play off our importance all you want, talk about who those fans —who we can give a fuck about— cheered for, and praise the man that carries you to stardom. It don't matter. Are we pissed about your attack? You damn right, but one thing we aren't is scared to prove the fact that WE are REDEFINING this business. EndGame was just the beginning, a night where the four of us came together to steal a show on that same night. At Redefine 30, we're making a repeat performance, and this time...we steal those tag straps off your little bitch ass waists.”
He smirks.
“I find it funny that you brought up both of our home town a. I vividly recall that little pissing contest that you ran away from when you realized you couldn't even step up to me in a battle of words on a social media site. Me talking about Compton was the second half of a tweet. In that first half, I dared you to try to step at me. You sidestepped that and went to talk about your little bomb story. On the second, you won't be able to sidestep, and you certainly will not be making a statement at our expense.”
“I know you and your posse is gonna be salty once again. Hell, this may just be a setup from Pariah to try and finish what you started. Regardless of the aftermath, only one thing in unequivocal fact. Jacob and I are finna REDEFINE those tag championships.”
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Post by jordanciserano on Dec 23, 2015 22:34:29 GMT
::The scene opens to Jordan Ciserano sitting back in a chair, both of his championships on his shoulders.::
Another day, another challenge; a call to take part in competition or contest... that's the definition after all. A call to fight, and this time a time to defend another title.
::Jordan brushes off his tag title.::
But who are we defending this title against? Personally two guys who I don't think deserve it, I mean the only reason their here is because Carmen wouldn't stop complaining to them until they joined and yet they're getting at title shot... salty. But they just aren't getting a title shot, they believe this title is already theirs.
::Jordan face-palms himself::
Another two people who think the title is there's due to one show and association, but not go ahead and say their actual credentials. We're champions because we've crushed the whole division. We've taken on every team that's wanted to and we've beaten them... if not instantly eventually. Dead Eye, you can just tell different spices apart and type in 140 characters or less.
::Jordan claps sarcastically like Dead Eye::
Congratu-fuckin-lations. But that isn't all, he's excellent as bullshitting as well. Caliban attacking Carmen a "short-term statement" to get your attention? I'm sorry wasn't it your fearless leader begging for us to be taken out, threatening to boycott the company because of it? Funny how you forgot that detail. We don't need to attack to gain attention because we have two things you want.
You nicknamed Caliban, Caliwho... god thats bad. You probably have a name like that for me as well. But there's only one name you should call me, YOUR champion. No matter what you say about him not getting the job done, we STILL have more championships than you will ever have, that's power.
Also one question for you. At End Game where you guys came here and "stole the show" did you see me beat Drew Stevenson? That's getting the job done. Probably too busy looking at your phone and Carmen's ass to notice, your mistake though and no doubt not your last.
Speaking of stole the show, you might have stole the show at End Game, but we've been stealing it for so long it’s no big deal. I know you’re used to stealing, and you're expecting to steal this show as well, but DBV isn’t letting that happen. I mean you Twitter boys come here and pretend like we don't exist and then think we’re unfit because we don’t fight on Twitter. I think you aren’t fit because you haven’t done shit. You stole one show, and even that’s disputable, but congrats... you’re only 26 showsaway from us.
Be ignorant, be stupid, because when its all said and done the best team in this business, a team that's been together for years will win. And that's not being salty, its called being truthful something you clearly don't know about.
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Post by Jacob Daniels on Dec 24, 2015 0:35:53 GMT
"You know it's nice that after End Game, we all found out exactly who the top dog in Death By Velocity is..."
::The scene opens to Jacob Daniels leaning against his Dodge Charger with a California skyline behind him. He's wearing faded jeans, green Nike hoodie and black Jordans.::
"Few weeks back the whole world saw Carmen and Drew Stevenson go to a time limit draw. They both bused their asses and showed that they were top talents and formidably equal with that draw. Following week? One is a champion and the other isn't. Now that's not a slight on Drew, more so on you Caliban. Your partner got his job done and kept his singles title but you? You walked out without a few pounds of gold. Sure you can play up the whole attack on The Definition all you want but at the end of the night, Ciserano was still a double champion and you weren't."
"Let's look at that a little bit more at that shall we? With your match Caliban, you had zero help from your buddies, Pariah and Ciserano. They left you to fend for yourself and well, you failed. Carmen pinned your ass clean, leaving you to have make that stupid attempt at saving face. Fast forward to Jordan's match? He had all kinds of help from you guys to keep his title. I mean, maybe they had more faith in you to beat Carmen? Maybe after you got beat, they needed to make sure that Ciserano kept his belt at least. Either way, from an outside perspective, you can see who is more revered in your little group."
::JD shrugs his shoulders.::
"That brings us to this week. Redefine Tag Team Championship match where you Velocity boys take on me and Dead Eye. I wonder how much pressure is going to be on Jordan in this match? He has that Redefine Championship to fall back on. You Caliban? Well you can always fall back into being his goon squad to help him keep that belt out of Saito's hands. Sounds like you're getting the short end of the stick here Caliban. I mean your buddies had no problem coming down after the match but why wait until then? Low end of the totem pole much?"
"Look I'm sure you guys are going to say how you have teamed before and all that jazz but really you've never faced a team like Dead Eye and myself. The strength and skill the two of us posses... It's like nothing you two have ever faced. You'll learn that after REDEFINE30... When you're no longer the Tag Team Champions."
::Jacob smirks at the camera while shrugging his shoulders.::
"I gotta go see my boo, Carmen, she may have tips since you know, she pinned you clean Caliban." ::He then laughs as he opens his car door. He gets in and drives off as the scene fades out.::
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Post by #TheFuture on Dec 24, 2015 2:11:12 GMT
“So, I guess since Jacob and I have only known each other for a short time, we should just concede and say that we don't stand a chance in this match, right?”
He raises an eyebrow.
“...or nah. That's not what The Definition is about. We're all about that pride, look, and —most importantly— WRESTLING. That one one is what we're redefining in this company. We're leading a renaissance here; so, go ahead and brag about how you've run things and stolen shows in the PAST. That's great...and cute how Ciserano called me a thief since I'm from Compton. Nice stereotyping...but that's another story for another day.”
“You've earned that nod of what you've accomplished , but now you are to be welcomed to #TheFuture. Jordy’s words about how we don't belong and how unmatched and unknown we are feels eerily reminiscent. Why does it feel like déjà vu?”
He rubs his chin then snaps his fingers.
“Oh, yeah! That's exactly what happened in my debut. I was the rookie going up against the hall of famer...I shouldn't be in the ring with him. Did my pride and belief in my SKILLS get the better of me? Nope...made him tap like a pretty little bitch. I'll say something again a little slower since it was obviously not understood the first time. The past is the past for a reason. #TheFuture is here to put the past in its proper place.
“Make us out as the underdogs; that's fine by us. This match will not be defined by who's been here longer and by who wins the Twitter wars. What it will be defined by is what happens after that bell rings. The picture I painted last time was just to show you two just what we accomplished IN THE RING in one night. That's what it's all about. Not sneaks attacks and underhanded title “retention”. So, I dare you two to bring your little Wondertwin Powers to the ring alone and let us settle it like men. Let us show you what this business is really about… let us define for you true talent.”
“Unless, of course, you wanna go down in history as not being able to do shit without help. I mean, clearly neither of you were able to completely get the job done alone at EndGame. Caliwho failed at keeping his title alone, so did you Jordan. Your half-ass moral victories will be exposed, and you will see just who the better team is.”
“Now, again, I understand that it looks like a mismatch on paper to you because The Definition has only been together for what...two shows now? That brings my big point full circle. Look at the two of us. Jacob is the muscle, and I'm the athleticism. This is a dream team. He's gonna kill you with his combination of power and technical skill. Me? I'm gonna teach your title reign the true meaning of death by velocity.”
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2015 3:15:29 GMT
Caliban: Listen to you two, Dead Eye called it a short statement, Daniel's really believes it's an attempt at saving face, with those 2 statements alone you make it painfully, PAINFULLY obvious that you only debuted a week ago, let me explain something too you, what I did too Carmen was in retaliation for crimes committed against myself, my partner and the other members of the locker room of this company. You 2 act like Carmen didn't come in here like a fucking insect trying too leech off everything she touched just like you are now trying to do to her, you are welcome by the way and so is she because not only am I the man who built this company I AM THE MAN WHO MADE CARMEN CAMBRIDGE IN REDEFINE! This thing between me and her goes back to June lads don't you get that? You where never a factor, DBV and Pariah where never a factor that's why they didn't come near the ring on Monday Drew was someone we all had beef with but Carmen, Carmen was my problem my war to finish.
He lights a smoke
Caliban: You see gents the first time either of you became any kind of a factor in this was the minute you walked through the apron to fail at stopping me, the first time my partners got involved was because you did first, over the last 5 months I have been the thing thing that has driven your top cat to be better, I am the reason she stopped cheating her way to every win the had. I am the man who pushed her to take me to the fucking limit in Manchester and I am the man who forced her to be the person she has always wanted to be and prove she belonged here, she did that and then she had to learn the same thing every other genuine member of this locker room should know by now do not fuck with Death By Velocity
He smiles briefly
Caliban: A lesson we are going to teach the 2 of you or more just one you will learn very very fast, you see boys it doesn't matter who you are, who you where elsewhere or who you say you are gunna be here, once you step into the ring with the 2 of us you will not be able to do what it takes to get past us without either breaking down and losing the match due to extreme measures or you will have to do what your toad of a boss had to do to take this from us
He lifts the tag title to the camera
Caliban: Daniels I already spoke at length to dead eye duck so this message is for you, you are the common definition of a cliché, we just dumped a guy like you drove the same car and everything, you are just the new big bad joke, we are the punchline
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Post by jordanciserano on Dec 24, 2015 4:49:39 GMT
::The scene opens to Jordan Ciserano in the same place, in a chair with his titles.::
Jacob, do you seriously think that because I have one title I don't have the pressure to keep the other? Do you think because I was successfully singly that I won't even try in a team? Because if so you need to listen to what I said before, at the least this tag team championship is the reason I am where I am. It is my job to make sure that people like you, two weeks and weak, don't get your hands on it. I need to keep the prestige of the gold alive. If that alone doesn't want me to keep this title, if that doesn't build the pressure, nothing will.
::Jordan smirks towards the camera and leans forward.::
Where there is pressure, I will always deliver, ask your figurehead along with everyone else in the business that you clearly haven't talked to yet. Just look at least week, I had the pressure to retain against a guy just like you, exactly like Jacob, and I won... now you can claim that that was because I had help and you claim Caliban lost because of a lack of help amazing. Because we both have help in each other. So if you two are claiming help or lack of help is the reason for our outcomes, great because we have what we need to beat you two then. We may go down in history for not being able to do shit without help, but in this match that means you'll lose to the guys who can't do shit without help.
::Jordan smiles and sits back.::
But that isn't the only thing that will help us, it's a major factor, but not the only one. You've mentioned yourself you've only been together for two weeks and I won't focus much on it... but two weeks versus two years, you decide who's in a better place. If it is wrestling ability that will tell this match as well, what the fuck are you talking about saying you'll win. No titles and rookies to the company vs Former World champion and Triple Crown Winner and current World Champion. And you're saying that YOUR wrestling ability will make you win? Shit, we'll be gods by the end of the week then.
::Jordan raises his arm.::
Jacob is the muscle, Dead Eye is the athleticism, not surprised no member is the brains because I've barely seen any thinking done. From the Wonder Twins, not an insult by the way superpowers aren't a bad thing, to inequality in a team, which doesn't make sense to me.
I will give you some credit though Dead Eye, this match will be determined in the ring... and if that's the way you want it to go down, no interference no outside help let it be. Because in this match I want it clean, just so when we beat you it's that much better.
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Post by Jacob Daniels on Dec 24, 2015 5:35:54 GMT
"I'm so glad you brought up histories Jordan..."
::The scene opens to Jacob Daniels sitting in his Las Vegas condo with a bottle of beer in hand. He is still in his faded jeans and Nike hoodie but sports a big smile on his face.::
"You brought up how you're a former this and that and how Dead Eye and me are just some rookies right? Seeing as how I'm in my home away from home in Las Vegas... Let me play a card in my hand that fits this area. Inferno Wrestling. This place should ring some bells for both Caliban and Jordan. Isn't that where you two met? Cause you two both flamed out of there very quick. Me? I may of had knee injuries there but in the end, I main evented shows and you two... Didn't. Not only that, but I pinned you in Inferno Wrestling, Jordan. Sure that was a long time ago but remember champ, I have beaten you."
"But why bring this all up? What does this have to do with anything in Redefine you are asking yourself... Well much like all your talk of what you have done in Redefine, it's meaningless in this match. But I do like saying I've beat one of you heads up."
::Jacob smirks again.::
"You guys can talk all you want about how you built this or that, how you are this champion or that... But did you do that against Dead Eye or myself? Did you pin or defeat either of us for those accolades? No? Interesting. Just as interesting as Jordan saying that if we get beat, we get beat by those who need help all the time. Let's flip that coin Jordy, let's talk about how shameful it would be to have the 'great' team of Death By Velocity getting beat by a team that only has been together for two weeks.. Let's talk about how these two, rookies, as you called us... We pose a legit threat to you two. Cause I honestly don't remember the last time you two have EVER been this vocal this soon for a match. To me? It seems like the champs are starting to sweat The Definition a little bit."
::Jacob gives a smirk.::
"Oh and Jordy let me ask you this, you say that you have your own help with Caliban and how you're a team. I hear you man, but how often does he say he built this place and not you BOTH? It's funny how you're the champ but he's the guy that made the place. Does that mean he's the reason you are who you are in here? I mean, if you're okay with him saying all that.. Only one real top dog in a company, that's why there's only one title for it. But from the sounds of it, both of you think you're 'the man'... Why don't you guys figure out who it is and get back to me."
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2015 6:41:56 GMT
Caliban: You boys seem so scared about one more man walking to the ring and doing something to put us over, you talk about clean wins and act like we have a long history of not attaining them, what a joke, what a show of total and utter ignorance, do you think I am making it up when I say we built this company. This place where bullshit is pushed aside and what goes down in the ring is what matters, we instilled that way of thinking in this company DBV DID, we upheld that rule as the most sacred of all the commandments dictated in the code of honour. In fact the reason we are standing here today is because one of you broke that code of honour every single time she stepped into a Redefine ring but yet you act like the injured party, you act like you have an issue
He reaches behind him and spins a folding chair into existence opening it slamming it on the ground and sitting down all in on fell swoop
Caliban: What the 2 of you don't seem to understand is that you are about to attempt the impossible, you see something EVERYBODY has learnt in this company it is that you can beat us, you can even take our tag titles but in the end you will never prove yourselves to be better than us, when someone takes our belts away that simply means we get to win them back again and become 5 time, 6 time, 7 time tag champs, welcome to the war you can't win, that look on your face, the one each of you had as you reached the bottom of the ramp facing me 3 on 1 while I was in a defenceless position about to crack your buddys skull in 2 and not 1 of you had the stones to do anything about it, what was it, what caused that look that crept from Dead Eye to Daniels and right through to Saito, you are all supposed to be dangerous right? Do what it takes at all cost? I mean I was gunna do it regardless so why not just jump me any way and make sure you get your revenge?
He takes up his joint from earlier and relights it
Caliban: It wasn't my boys that stopped you, I had plenty of time to goad you before they came running, and why if you are all so unified would you not be out there after I dropped her on her fucking head in the ring? Oh yeah, it's because you are full of shit spewing out toxic waste to try and sound functional but in truth you just show your ignorance over and over again. Gentlemen maybe it is time to explain to you just who in the fuck we are, we are the team that makes legends go away and stars burn out can you imagine what we will do to you
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Post by Jacob Daniels on Dec 25, 2015 4:03:10 GMT
"There's no way a team that's only been together for two weeks could beat Death By Velocity... Could they?"
::The scene opens to Jacob Daniels standing in front of a Christmas tree. He has on the new Definition shirt, faded jeans and a Santa hat to cap the look.::
"That what you DBV boys have brought up right? That no way a team so new could beat your craft vets right? I mean that has merit, you two know each other well. But let me ask you guys about November 20th in Crown Point, Indiana. You remember the Redefine Fight Club event right? Where you were to take on Stevenson and Carmen but last minute Johnny Ajax had to fill in for Stevenson? Come on Caliban and Jordan, remember? When they beat you? Oh I guess teams with less experience actually have a chance against you then right?"
"But you guys know that by now, that's why Caliban admitted that we CAN beat you guys. Hell, he even said we could take those titles from you guys like three times and he'd be okay with it. No wonder he's been so okay with getting pinned cleaned by Carmen... The guy is okay with getting beat. How about you Jordan? You feel the same way? Are you okay with getting beat as much as your tag partner is?"
"So far it seems we've gotten in Caliban's head. A simple questioning from me turned his I and me into we. Not only that but you guys said you didn't want a Twitter war but you've chatted more than you did against Carmen and that's saying something. Hell, even Caliban is using lines I said to Xavier weeks ago with the 'war you can't win' line. It's a wonder how quick you guys have had to adapt to Dead Eye and my game. That's the definition of in your head."
::Jacob smirks and points to his Definition shirt.::
"You know what though, I have had my eyes on this company for a while and I've seen your guys careers. Now you guys can claim how you ruled the tag division here in Redefine. And by all accounts sure you have had great success. But can you guys name another team here that wasn't made up of two solo acts put together to take you guys on? Even worse is that several of them DID beat you. I wonder how many of them had teaming experience before. I guess I'm stuck on the topic that Jordy thinks you guys can't be beat when you have, and Caliban is okay with you guys being beaten."
"Dead Eye and me? We are on the same page. We are going to go out and dominate you two and leave as champions. We are the definition of the biggest threat to your little runs here in Redefine. Enjoy your last Christmas as champs."
::JD gives a nod to the camera as the scene fades out.::
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Post by jordanciserano on Dec 26, 2015 3:12:56 GMT
::The scene opens to Jordan Ciserano sitting in front of a fireplace with a smile on his face.::
First off, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all those in the Redefine Wrestling family.
::Jordan's smile turns into more of a frown.::
Sadly, that's where the joy ends for Dead Eye and Jacob Daniels.
::Jordan's face turns to stone.::
Jacob, I commend you on finding the rare occurrence of us losing to a team that hasn't been together for a long time such as DBV so I would like to redefine my words. It's not impossible for you guys to win... it's just a minuscule proportion.
You are right, after preparing all week for the match against a set team, studying their moves getting ready to face Carmen and Stevenson a change was made. A change from Stevenson to a former World Heavyweight Champion out of the blue. Now as champions we are used to such changes, but that change gave us a challenge to battle mentally. Nearly everything we did to train was ruined by one man leaving and I admit we should have been ready. But we lost not because of the tenure of the team but rather the circumstances surrounding them. Last time I checked DBV vs Dead Eye and Daniels will be DBV vs Dead Eye and Daniels so we should have the result of all the other two week teams. And since you want examples; Carmen and Stevenson, Tag Champions Coast 2 Coast, and Hall Of Famer Declan Black and Faolan Reid, teams of two individuals that we did beat, not including experienced teams
You see all of those competitors were incredible in the ring, accolades, titles, ring ability that couldn't be beat, but experience in the ring together goes a longer way then you would expect and longer than you'll prepare for against us.
::Jordan sits back::
Do you think Caliban and I are on a different page for winning and losing too? We want to win! We want to keep these titles! I didn't think something that obvious could miss you but I can't say I'm surprised. Caliban was speaking if we did lose, last case scenario, lowest percentage scenario, we would win them back... not that we're fine about getting beaten. Why the hell do you think we haven't just given these titles up? Because we want to keep them! WE WANT TO WIN!
And we aren't relying on Santa to help us keep the tag titles by bringing up BS like your game plan is just to "dominate" us, if it were only that simple. You might as well pray for Wondertwin powers to help you in the ring because it has as much use.
You two are on the same page in your own minds, but when it comes into the ring your shared thoughts don't translate that well. You can talk about how you are on the same page now, but experience together is something you can't gain from thoughts.
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Post by #TheFuture on Dec 26, 2015 19:35:27 GMT
The holidays are a time for giving, but once that’s all over, it becomes time to clean up and move forward toward the new year. Some make resolutions they'll in no way accomplish, others are more realistic and set goals.
The scene opens at Dead Eye's California home. He is wearing the pricy three-piece suit that was given to him by Carmen and the ray bans given to him by Karin as he is seen walking outside of the house, trashbag in-hand.
“These last two days have been quite good to me. I mean, look at two of the classy gifts two of my favorite women gave me. More than that, though, I've had a couple of life-changing decisions announced this morning. The future is bright, indeed, but now it's time to take out the holiday trash...with a little class.”
He tosses the bag into the garbage can and begins rolling it to the curb.
“That bag contained quite a bit of paper. Paper is something DBV is quite familiar with talking about. Their biggest point of contention right now seems to be the fact that, on paper, we seem to be the little engine that doesn't quite have what it takes to win the gold. On paper, they've painted themselves as untouchable. On paper, they seem to think they have a better team than Jacob and myself. Too bad this match won't be won on paper, boys.”
He parks the can at the curb and turns his phone to his face, dropping the shades down. He then points to can.
“Just like I took that paper out, it's time to cut up all this paper you keep throwing at us and...well, throw it away. Paper is a multi-purpose product; once it's all said and done, it ends up getting tossed and forgotten about. That's exactly what we're gonna do here. I don't think you blokes understood Jacob when he said that you haven't faced a team like us before. You've had your successes and wins...we all have. Kudos for bringing attention to the tag division, but your paper trail ends at REDEFINE30. You THINK you know the fluidity of this team because we've yet to officially step in the ring together as a unit. Ah, that's a good word unit...while you two are focused on who built this company more, the Definition is focused on one thing. We're a unit that will take down your precious little empire and make it about as memorable as the gift wrap is compared to the gifts themselves.”
“Jordan, buddy. Do we have you so freaked that you have to sit there and twist your partner's failed jabs around in your favor and then spot mention things we say that you claim are nonsensical? That's what I see. Your own damn partner recognizes that you've met your match. So, recycle lines and failed quips all you want. Next week, your reign gets trashed.”
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2015 20:30:25 GMT
Caliban: I'm gunna stop talking about what I already did to Carmen Cambridge now and just focus on what I am going to do to the 2 of you, you see contrary to belief I really do not like standing here, I don't like posturing, I don't like trying to sound intimidating mainly because it means I am wasting my precious time, minutes that are like solid gold to me in the brief sneeze of existance we call life, on people like you. You see when I stand here I don't do it for me, I don't do it for DBV or for John Pariah I do it for all of you, the locker room, the fans, the media all so you can get excited about something, something that really won't be that exciting in seeing a couple of hyped up newbs step into the ring with the current reigning 4 time Redefine tag champions
He turns around and looks up at the Redefine banner behind him lights a smoke and continues
Caliban: You guys can try and make this about anything you want, you can try and put yourselves over all you want before the match all you want, you can go on twitter and give yourselves hyped up screen names about being the future of this industry or the next double champ but all that does is prove why guys like the 2 of you will never be anything close to the type of men who achieve those things. Lemme ask you this kiddies, have either of you ever been responsible for something like redefine pro wrestling? How many companies out there have your name engrained into their DNA as one of the people who made it what it is not today but from day one? How many yards do you own? Because as the elder statesman of this locker room you boys are standing barking loud and taking a shits on my lawn and you will be punished just like everyone else who came before you has been in one way or another
He takes a long toke
Caliban: Or you can make it about how you guys have only been together a few weeks at this point, how you haven't really had a proper match and how we have some large scale advantage because we finish each others super kicks, and how you will attain victory by the element of surprise and sheer will to win. But you see that is your yet again ignorant point of view, you see something DBV have shown this crowd and this company over and over again it is that we do not make the mistake of underestimating our opponents, everyone is as dangerous as the next for one reason or another so if either of you think you are gunna catch us over confident and sleeping you need to think again. Boys we don't do bush league, not in Redefine pro wrestling AND DBV ARE REDEFINE PRO WRESTLING!
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Post by #TheFuture on Dec 28, 2015 3:41:55 GMT
The scene opens up as Dead Eye is seen on an airplane flying back to California. Karin is next to him filming from her cell phone.
“Today, we're gonna define mismatch in the form of prose. There once was a ‘man’ named Caliwho. Everytime he got in front of a camera all he did was boo hoo. He smoked and he toked, but all that came from it was a big bad choke. He said he was wasting his time because even he can admit that his words can't meet the genius of this rhyme. He said he didn't wanna sound intimidating when in reality he knows that his failed attempts are just aggravating. What is this that I see...a mistake? Yes, it is, and it's certainly not opaque.” “He claimed that neither opponent ever had to carry a company as the big name. Had he done his research, he'd have seen the ending of his game. That's when you bring in the man, the eye of dead. You see, NGW...he's the flagship of that fed. For next week, there the champion he will be, but for everyone in attendance, he is the one to see. He described his position in this company as the elder statesman because he is oh so salty that in his own group, he's merely the middleman. Those two men aren't the only one in this tale. The Definition’s main goal is to take your little holy grail.”
“Jordy and Caliwho may finish each others’ kicks, but when this match is over, they'll both be staring up at the ceilings feeling like dicks. When I hear Caliwho talk fallacies, I let out a thousand signs. You see, neither of us has said that we'd win by the element of surprise. We're sure you give each set of opponents due preparation and time. What you fail to realize is that your skills compared to ours is mere pantomime. This does not take away from all that you've done. This muscle and speed is how your reign will be undone.”
“This isn't being cocky or taking you for granted at all. You see, it's not by accident that you came out talking at us like your words we're a fireball. Ah, but that's when you realized what you were up against and started scratching your snatch. It only took a day before you learned that you'be met your mismatch. Jacob and my views aren't ignorant or uninformed. See, we've come here to make sure this company could be transformed.”
“So, do this for the fans as much as you please. Next Saturday, it's your titles we will seize. After this, it'll be your turn to try to rebut. Soon, though, both of your mouths will be shut. Our little dance will be taking place soon. On that night, Jacob Daniels and Dead Eye...we end your little honeymoon. It will be quite fun, but just like your title reign, my little poem is done.”
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2015 7:56:15 GMT
Caliban: When you want something... something... you bring in Eye of the dead? Was that what you said? Please, dude the only person who brought you in here was Carmen and that was to watch her back when the most dangerous, most decorated and most successful member of this locker room started threatening her career. No talent Acquisition agent contacted you, nobody came to an NGW show, whatever that is, and scouted you, you sent in an application with your little highlight reel and prayed we would let you walk in the door to hop on her back. You tell me about the company you are the flagship in, congrats you are the face of a company that myself and most of this company has never heard of, you want proof none of us have heard of it or you? Take a look at your debut, you went on first at the start of the show against another debuting star who low and behold came in here the exact same way you did, at nothing but Carmen Cambridge's request
He smiles into the camera a look of almost disbelief on his face as he shakes his head
Caliban: You wanna see how someone who matters enters this company? You wanna see how someone who this company has faith in, hope for, A PLACE FOR enters this company? Just take a look at Darin Zion, main event first match here, Drew Emerald faced a hall of famer and former world champion his first match too. You see your face and the company you say has attached itself too it doesn't mean a god damn thing to anyone but you and the locker room who probably learned to wrestle on a fucking trampoline
He looks into the camera and lowers his eyes for a second
Caliban: You wanna know why Carmen beat me boys? Why she could get the job done you never will? It's because in the back of her head and in the pit of her black little heart Carmen wasn't just fighting for my title she was fighting for my respect because she knows what that actually means here, you want proof go take a look on twitter and see how many times she asked what it would take for ME to start considering her a part of this locker room and I know you all saw what it finally took to win that respect and she has it now
lights smoke
Caliban: But you 2, you 2 are fighting to try and humiliate us, you 2 are fighting because in your minds we aren't ready, we already lost because you 2 know right now that you are better than us and all in all you 2 are just fighting for a title, HAH, you think that will give you enough to beat us? We fight for this company, for the good of everyone in it and all your title aspirations and revenge won't be enough to beat that
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Post by Jacob Daniels on Dec 29, 2015 20:39:13 GMT
::The scene opens to Jacob Daniels sitting on his motorcycle.::
"I chose to relax a bit, take in everything and what I heard had to make me laugh a bit. First we had Caliban making a fool of himself, followed by Dead Eye doing a work of art promo in poem form and then Caliban follows it up with more idiotic babbling. Best part is when Caliban started talking he said how he was JUST going to focus on what he was going to do to Dead Eye and myself. But leave it to one line from Dead Eye that he referred to himself in a different way to fit his rhyme scheme and bam, Caliban is back on the Carmen topic. Not only that but you spend most of your time talking about how and why Carmen beat you. Man, it's like you're not over the loss she gave you. Did that hurt you so much that you are going to spend most of your time talking about it? Cause you do know that you're not facing her this go around right? Instead you got Dead Eye and myself, not Carmen, maybe you should focus on us instead of her."
"I mean, after all you said how DBV doesn't overlook or underestimate opponents right? Everyone is dangerous for one reason or another, isn't that what you said, Caliban? But then you say how this company has no faith in us and how we don't matter here and that whole same song and dance you gave Carmen before she took gold from you. Not only that but you lump Dead Eye and myself into one neat pile right? Like how you said on Twitter how we keep changing names or talk about double championships. I mean, I guess bravo for not seeing color but that was all Dead Eye. I get it that you are having trouble coming up with stuff that you don't just make up on a moments notice so maybe we can let this slip but... That was an oversight right? Something you claimed to never do."
"Then you went on about how precious your time is, that is was like solid gold and a waste on people like Dead Eye and myself. How can you say that and then in the next breath say you ARE doing this for the locker room? Last I checked... Dead Eye and I are in that very same locker room. So, are we a waste of breath or not? You can see where your contradiction of yourself is confusing right? Let me say something that isn't confusing. We want you both at your absolute best in this match, we want you to have the best match of your career! We don't want to catch you sleeping or overconfident, we want you to see us coming... So when we beat you guys... You have nothing to fall back on as far as excuses."
::JD smirks as the scene fades.::
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Post by jordanciserano on Dec 30, 2015 5:32:59 GMT
"The awkward moment when @thecarmenway gets talked about more than a person in the match..."
I'm not arguing about it of course, not about Jacob or Dead Eye barely mentioning my name, not at all for Jacob. I'm not arguing that they're choosing to focus on what he's saying about Carmen more than about what DBV is going to do to them at the next show. And best of all, he's gotten in their heads so much with this... that I have become completely invisible to them! Talk about some Wondertwin powers right there.
If there's one thing that this lack of naming tells me though it's that you are willing to forget me, the World Heavyweight Champion, in a match we're actually having. If you're only willing to talk about Caliban talking about Carmen and not about the actual threat I'll just be waiting, preparing for our match.
And then, without naming an opponent in the match you're having, you're going to complain about us underestimating you? First off no, and second what the hell does that mean your doing then. You're preparing for a handicap match when a tag match is on, then turning around and saying how "DBV has no faith in you." I mean that shouldn't matter to you anyways, we're opponents, but a lack a faith is better than not acknowledging there's a fourth man in the match, maybe its fear who knows. Then with our apparent obsession with Carmen, what’s with your obsession with paper? We didn't write the projections, we aren't guys making odds. And where our “battle” with Carmen has been bad, she’s a human being not an inanimate object. So I’d say stop talking about “paper” and what “The paper said” because even we admit that doesn't matter and it’s helping us. Instead of focusing on what other people are saying about this match focus on the reality of what can happen.
What can actually happen? Death By Velocity retaining our championships, not for anything we have said, but for the reasons you've admitted. "Being a team for two weeks" "Wrestling ability over team chemistry." We didn't say that, but it's true. Not underestimation, it’s just fact. Like the fact we've beaten 99% of tag teams that haven’t become a team. Like the fact that we've been tag champions longer than anyone else because we were so good no teams wanted to challenge us. So to your underestimation claims I’ll have to disagree... because we never have.
One thing I do agree with though is that we want your best and we know we’re going to get them and know we’ll be fighting with our best as well. We want to keep these tag titles and we'll do everything we can to keep them. We may have had success alone, but we’re ready to show why we've always had success together. No excuses, just execution of what we can do.
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Post by #TheFuture on Dec 30, 2015 9:21:03 GMT
The scene opens as Dead Eye is seen in his office at his gym after a late-night workout. He wipes sweat off of his forehead with a towel, grabbing a book off the shelf behind him. He flips pages until he zooms into an entry with his phone.
“Most of the time, you see this second...definition...of the word retraction used by newspapers and magazines that fuck up a story. Recently, we were treated to Jordy World Champ...so he doesn't think I've forgotten... have to do a little retraction live on the air, much like I am right now. Sadly, though, it seems a common tie in DBV is a lack of proper comprehension. I can only imagine you two as those kids in school that would listen intently but fail a test because they couldn’t quite get it. Jordan, you're butthurt we've talked about Caliwho more than you? Ask yourself ‘why’?”
He shrugs.
“Is it because we ‘fear’ you? Is it because we wanna know why Caliwho's more concerned about Carm than us? No, bruh. For one, he's provided us with an easy target, and…like my partner so eloquently pointed out...he's been the definition of contradiction. You see, while your partner’s been making himself look like an ass by talking in circles with crazier stories than tabloids, we've been shutting him down and flat-out making a mockery of his flawed promo ‘skills’. You say that we’re more concerned about Carm. No, sir. We’re pointing where YOUR partner’s head is. No questioning our focus. So, original question... why just talk about Caliwho?”
“Glad you asked, buddy. This whole time we've spent making him look foolish, we've been just where the fuck you been. If my laptop is correct, you straight-up Houdini’d for just about five days. Now, I'm sure you'll provide us with some fantastic story of holidays or maybe —like your partner— you'll say that this hadn't been worth your time. So, just where is your team’s focus? You both seem to be distracted by everything else in this world. Jacob and I have one goal, one focus, and that's snatching those titles and showing you just what the Definition is about. Fuck the comparison of length of time because as much as you're the standard bearers of this division you have been previously, your heads are simply not in this.”
“It is impressive that, for now, the world champ is a tag champ...but what does that mean to this match? Yep, Jack shit. This is a tag match. In that ring, we’ll prove that you haven't had a challenge like this. If we have you Caliwho contradicting himself and making shit up and you trying to play newspaper editor, we've been on the same damn page training to give this company the ultimate retraction when we prove DBV is just the second-best team in Redefine.”
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Post by jordanciserano on Dec 30, 2015 22:31:10 GMT
::The scene opens to Jordan Ciserano with thick glasses sitting near fire.::
Dead Eye wanted to promo in a style true of art, speaking of words that came true from the heart. From the start you hear his part about Caliban complaining not very smart, now allow me to philosophize like Rene Descartes.
::Jordan winks at the camera.::
The Definition chooses to focus on choice words, just one or two that come out of the blue and decide to call him Caliwho? But who, who is the team that has turned Redefine's dream, to picking up steam, to becoming a stream steady of the best. Not Dead Eye and Daniels or any of the rest, for they are not as blessed, but Death By Velocity who would've guessed?
Guessing is something you didn't though, you had to turn your ears on and listen to the damn show. "Devastation" “Celebration” but no “Compensation.” Where you compensate your tag abilities by looking at one man, we defeat armies, just check SCARS damn.
You claim I Houdinid myself when your partner did the same for a longer time. Now to you it's fine but I'm not letting this one fall further down the line. You point out how I come and leave at the length of a vine then don't whine about your own partner leaving you at the drop of a dime. I don't need a Christmas story to cover that shit, that's in plain sight why your partner just split. Contradiction? Just a little bit.
And you want to pull out a dictionary for the definition of reaction for a reaction at least I'm deciding to speak back and to take action. That's something you should know my now mates, if you say something about me it's going to turn into a “Duel Of Fates” at hells gates.
You don't mention me because I'm a harder topic? God damn this is fear. You choose to go to someone else because it's me you don't want to be near. Our team seems distracted? What have you contracted? Have my words not broken your mind… have my actions not impacted? Every time I speak and say we have one goal, and that goal is still true; to keep the tag titles and prove that we're better than you.
You think being a World Champ doesn't mean jack okay, but when that’s your only defense which options do you have to weight? I don't see the problem in talking about succss if that's your defense though I see how you can be stressed.
Blame my partner's head but at least he's still got one, shown in every tag match that we've won son. Funny thing is I never hear you talking about that, but that's because you know that's where you fall flat.
I may be an editor of a paper but there's at least one thing I understand, by the end of our match the gold will still be in DBVs hand.
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Post by Jacob Daniels on Dec 31, 2015 5:42:41 GMT
"You claim to have been the building blocks of this company, right?"
::The scene opens to JD sitting on a tattoo parlor table with a tattoo artist tattooing JD's calf.::
"Both Jordy and Caliwho have said that they're the reason that Redefine is what it is. And I get that, one of you was here from the beginning and the other I already had pinned in Inferno. Oh, sorry I figured that since neither of them talked about it, I should remind them. Anyway, I can see how you guys would feel like this is the house you built. It's by far the most successful place either of you have been and as far as longevity here, you two have no real rivals in that respect. But let's break this down shall we? Let's look at the latest and greatest influx of talent and by far you could credit that to someone, that's not you guys. In fact the only thing you guys seem to do is drive out talent by any means necessary."
"Prime example is what happened last show. After the person that brings more people to Redefine than you beat Caliwho, he tried to end her career. How can you say you guys do what's best for this company when all you do is hurt it? You're like the abusive boyfriend of Redefine. You think it can't survive without you and you're the one that made it who it is but that's all tired bullshit. Even worse is The Definition is now here, drawing more eyes to this company than you two ever did and it's pissed you guys off cause... Redefine has moved on to a better person."
"I did think it was cute how Jordy did his own take of a poem like Dead Eye. I heard imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, just hope he doesn't go full retard and try it in black face, that could be awkward. But not as awkward as it's going to be that you guys talked so much this week only to be upended by Dead Eye and myself. I get you guys know how to team and all that but when's the last time you took on a team that had one guy that could maneuver circles around you and the other who could throw you into the rafters of the building with ease? Easy answer is you've never taken on such a daunting task. Just when you get used to one style, we tag out and you have to prepare for something entirely different. With you two? You already said how in-sync you are. Plus, think of all the film we have on you two and that I beat Jordy in Inferno! Sorry last time honestly."
"Hopefully you guys don't try to copy my style like you did with Dead Eye cause a tattoo lasts forever... Just like a loss to The Definition."
::JD smirks at the camera as the scene fades out.::
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Post by jordanciserano on Dec 31, 2015 7:10:15 GMT
::The scene opens to Jordan sitting down shaking his head.::
What the fuck.
::He shakes his head more::
Now I know this is a distraction, but black face? You think because I was having a little bit of fun while putting over a message that you clearly haven't listened too in a way that would force you to listen... you considered the thought I would consider black face... wow.
::Jordan takes a deep breath::
That... that aside an abusive boyfriend to Redefine. Jesus Christ. I know my poem was a bit outlandish but this shit is just extreme. Extreme like the desperation I'm sensing.
::Jordan holds his forehead.::
You know that you have no chance against us, so now you're starting to bring in the extreme examples of everything to throw us off. "Ooohhh sooo edddggyy taaatttooooooossss" bringing up serious problems to gain an advantage. You want to know a serious problem? When you're facing a team in 2015 and you're bringing up a match from 2013 as your defense!
Is that all you have over me, a win in 2013? Oh I'm so impressed that you beat me in a normal singles match when I first started, because you know after two fucking years I'm the same exact person as I was then. I have the same moves, attitude, experience... except I don't. Basically everything is different, everything is better. You want to call me going full retard that what the fuck are you doing.
Your desperation has you throwing everything out there, any dirt, any history, any tabloid of information that you might have because you know you can't beat us in the ring. You want us to bring up some matches? You know... one's from this year? Oh wait we did, and you know what I hear? Silence. Because apparently you have all the tape to study... but you only choose to watch what your eyes want to see, not the truth in front of your faces. You claim research... but it's never worked in your favor, so you turn to desperation.
By the way, we have faced a daunting task of people that could throw us into the rafters, again your lack of research is alarming, in fact we've faced an army of men that could do that... and we beat them... week after week... defending our gold.
The truth that you can switch up your strategy, which is just BS for "we don't know what the fuck we're doing yet" only adds to the confusion that Caliban and I feed off of. We aren't just one strong man and one athletic man, we are a unit... not two individuals, a unit. A unit that has built this company, you can all it abuse all you want but the fact is we've saved this company more than you've made BS claims... and that's a lot.
YOU BEAT ME IN INFERNO! Now DBV's ready to send you boy's to hell, and the best part you're hopeless.
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Post by #TheFuture on Dec 31, 2015 19:27:54 GMT
The scene opens with Dead Eye and Karin heading to the gym.
“Babe, I have a question.”
“What's up?”
“I'm confused about something. When you were watching the video of that Jordan guy he said something I didn't get. I know I'm still pretty new to this business, but maybe you can help. He finished his promo saying, ‘Now DBV's ready to send you boys to hell, and the best part you're hopeless.’”
She shoots him a confused look before focusing back on the road. Dead Eye groans.
“Yaknow, I wish I could answer that, but I have no clue. That was pretty weak.”
“I thought it was just me. So, one more question because none of my opponents have ever done it. Why is he pretty much stealing everything you're doing?”
“Well, the great Paul Mooney said that the black man in America is the most copied man on this planet. I don't blame him, though, in a way. You see a nigga fly like me, and it's pretty hard to not try to cop ma swag. I guess dude just doesn't have enough creativity to come up with his own material, so he has to resort to doing like me. I mean, he got mad that we didn't appreciate his poem...supposedly we didn't get his message. He copped my little Wonder Twins reference from early on. Yet, supposedly we're the desperate ones?”
“He seemed pretty mad about Jacob’s black face joke, huh?”
“Heh, yeah. Another confusing detail considering it was just that...a joke, but again, we're the ones not getting messages. Jacob’s last promo seemed to strike a nerve with ole Jordy. He got pretty damn salty...not so convincing as being Mr. get bad, but pissed, nonetheless.”
“You told me since the beginning of my training not to let my opponents get in my head. I think you and Jacob have gotten in theirs.”
“JD and I recognize that, too. I mean, if a loss from two years ago doesn't mean anything to this match, why is Jordy as hung up on it as Caliwho is about losing the TV Title? In their heads? That might be as big an understatement as how they're TRYING to portray our chances of winning.”
“Where is that Caliban guy?”
“I'ma go out on a limb and say that Mr. World champ probably told his weak link to hit the showers after we verbally shot his ass down while Jordan was MIA...only guess I have.”
He shrugs.
“He spent a good amount of time talking about JD. Funny considering he was telling us we're not focused on both of them when he disappeared, but that's none of my business. What is my business is that, contrary to their belief, we are prepared and have studied. Why we haven't talked about that? What sense does it make to give them our playbook? We both been bringin it on the same page. That's the definition of team."
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2015 19:55:24 GMT
Caliban: You wanna know what makes the differences between us obvious boys? The fact that you guys have to stand here and call us racist, bring up scary words and quote ledends for people all to try and make yourselves seem like you have something of substance to say. You call us the abusive of this company and ask if the things we do in it are what's best for it. I'd say yes considering we have elevated this company while respecting its code of honor and it's commandments you actually think you are the good guys here, you wanna know abused this company? Your benefactor, your so stupid you don't even know who your are teamed up with and what their standing here really is, we are the people the crowd cheer loudest for here, we are the ones who took this place from high school gyms coming away with $100 in profit per show to selling out arena's world wide He lights his smoke
Caliban: So you boys keep making ridiculous statements, please please for fuck sake do because all it is doing is showing how every word that comes out of your mouth and every thought that comes out of your head is worth about as much to this world and this company as the shit that falls out of your back end
He scratches his head still looking into the camera in disbelief
Caliban: Abused this company what the fuck? We protected this company when Bulletscars tried to make it it's playground DEATH BY VELOCITY DID THAT NOBODY ELSE! When Anzac Pro sent it's worst to try and stick wrenches in all the gears of this company DEATH BY VELOCITY THREW THEM OUT ON THEIR FUCKING HEADS! But neither of you would know anything about that because neither of you where here to see any of it
He takes one more smoke and nods
Caliban: Well that's fine lads, you go on talking like you are saving this company, you go pretending like you are doing this for every fan you beg for on twitter by regurgitating whatever came out of world star hip hop last night, oh I'm sorry was that racist? Was that deadly deathly accurate statement racist? Nah man because the truth holds no prejudice your problem is you have both been blinded to it for so long by a daily routine of standing in front of a mirror and convincing yourself you see someone of worth. Hell your both so delusional you actual consider yourselves above the person who brought you here in the first place
he looks at the cherry burning at the end of his smoke and leans back in his chair
Caliban: My partner uses the word desperate to describe you idiots a lot, I don't like that word, it isn't apt enough, I prefer scared, he see's 2 guys who are backed into a corner, I see 2 guys who know there is no way out... There isn't
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Post by Jacob Daniels on Dec 31, 2015 21:24:12 GMT
::The scene opens to JD, in faded jeans and a black Nike hoodie, sitting on a chair looks at the camera. He takes out a package of candy cigarettes and sticks one in the side of his mouth. He tries to light it but shrugs when it doesn't light as its just a candy cigarette.::
"You DBV guys seem to have such a good time taking our ideas so I figured to give you a try. But unfortunately the only good idea from you guys is killing yourself with cigarettes. Imagine that, you're only good idea is killing yourself slowly. I mean, I looked for other things but came up empty. You got one of you talking about how things in the past don't matter for this match, while the other is talking about how your past matters. Best of all you then both say you're on the same page! Hell, it doesn't seem like you guys are even in the same library. Which is funny since this is a tag team match. You got good old Jordy on one side yelling and bitching. You got Caliwho on the other side trying to stay calm and failing at making a coherent thought. It's really comical... Sad, but comical."
::JD looks at the end of the candy and sits back in his chair.::
"I did think it was cute how both of you got so offended by me saying you're in an abusive relationship with the company. And it's true. You guys paired up with Pariah and are doing what you think is best for the company but what you're doing is actually what's best for you. If what's best for the company you'd let competition solve all not jump a guy in the Redefine Championship match to fix the outcome or attack fellow wrestler after matches, how does that help this company? The fans pay to see great matches and you steal that from them, so how are you not abusing this place?"
::JD smirks at the camera.::
"Ridiculous or desperate statements, huh? You know, if they were so ridiculous or if they reeked of desperation, why even talk about them? It just seems odd that you guys call what we say about you two as ridiculous but then take what you called as your 'golden time' to defend against these ridiculous statements. For me? If someone said something ridiculous about me to the point that their is no question of how ridiculous it was... I wouldn't talk about it because people would it had no merit. But you two? Hell I mad a small joke about black face and you two circled the wagons like you had emails to shred and cellphones to smash. Really makes you think if these statements are actually all that ridiculous, huh?"
::JD tosses down the candy cigarette, breaking it into pieces.::
"Oh and you can't send us to hell, we are already here listening to you two all week."
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