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Post by REDEFINE Pro on Aug 15, 2015 21:36:11 GMT
REDEFINE vs ANZAC Pro Declan Black vs Tee Voland
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Tee Voland
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Post by Tee Voland on Aug 21, 2015 11:35:12 GMT
The scene opens to show a tall, lean, pale skinned woman with chin length black hair and icy blue eyes lying in a chaise lounge, wearing a black bikini. The piece of patio furniture appears to be somehow mounted onto the roof of a house next to an open attic window, and there is a small table similarly secured to the roof with an ashtray and a half empty pint glass of amber liquid on it. The woman takes a draw on the cheap cigar in her hand before tapping it over the ashtray and looking at the camera, blowing a smoke ring that briefly frames her face before dissipating.
“Before you ask why I'm sunbathing in Auckland on a cloudy day in August, I'll point out a few things. I'm from Erie, Pennsylvania and of the opinion that anybody that prefers, say, Florida to, say, Nova Scotia is obviously a big sissy who likes to boil their brains inside their skulls with way too much heat and humidity. Not that it's all that different than New Zealand in the summer, but I tend to stay inside with the air conditioning when it's like that. As to the cloudy part, I like being pale but I also don't want to be mistaken for an albino with access to hair dye and contact lenses. I'm on the roof because my back yard is small and shady and I have the tools to bolt things down.
“This weekend I'm representing APW against RPW's Declan Black. Declan, that's a lousy name, sounds like 'decline,' which would be fitting since I hear he's a former champion who lost the last two title matches he was in. Also, he's apparently an arrogant douchebag. That's all I really know of him, but my research has consisted entirely of asking a colleague about him, but at least Prince Widget's a believable expert on douchebags, being one himself and such.
“As to me, I'm an Olympic class gymnast, well versed in grappling and submissions, and capable of nearly kicking people's heads clean off, as my last match demonstrated. I don't care if my opponent is bigger and stronger than me because I'm fast, height and reach advantages mean nothing against someone that can jump and fly like I can, and, oh yeah, I fight dirty. I just started coming back from a bit of a losing streak in Anzac Pro Wrestling and I'm not going to let some oversized rich brat with a gym membership, some Jiu-Jitsu training, and lousy social skills stop me from getting back into Main Events. The fact that I was chosen to represent APW in this match suggests others would agree. So when Declan gets into a ring with me in Auckland, I'll make sure to give him a warm, APW style 'Welcome to New Zealand' ass kicking.”
Tee Voland takes a sip from her beer as the camera fades out.
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Post by declanblack on Aug 22, 2015 4:23:33 GMT
(The following blog was posted to DeclanBlack.com on August 20th, 2015.)
Three things to do with this blog.
First, I want to thank the officials both at REDEFINE and at Anzac Pro for bearing with me on this card. I was a late addition because I suffered a mild concussion during my match with Johnny Ajax. They got me on this card at the last minute, and they got me a great opponent, someone highly regarded in Anzac Pro, in Tee Voland. I've heard all about Tee, even before she had people tell me on Twitter how great she was. She's a phenomenal athlete, and, no question, a world championship level competitor. So, again, thank you to the front offices in both organizations.
Second...I have to apologize. I failed Glace Bay. I failed Cape Breton. And I failed REDEFINE. I dropped the ball against Johnny Ajax...again. There's no way around it. I was not as good as him on that night. Because of that, it's gonna be a long time before you see Declan Black near the REDEFINE World Championship again. So, as a result, this show kind of comes at a good time for me, a time at which I'm questioning my purpose in REDEFINE. Tee, unfortunately, at least tonight, you're my purpose. Defending the honor of REDEFINE against outsiders, and defending my own legacy and reputation against somebody who would disrespect me.
Brings me to my third and final order of business. Tee, I have to correct you. I have to maybe educate you a little, because you seem to have gotten your entire info base on me from maybe five tweets. Yes, I did lose my championship to Johnny Ajax, and I did lose the rematch. But you either ignore or are ignorant to the fact that Johnny's the only person I've lost to one-on-one in over a year. I'm still very much an elite level competitor. You may be a world class gymnast, but I'm a world class professional wrestler, and if you want proof, I'm more than willing to back that up to you.
Anzac's a great place with some great people, and I'd never try to insult that fed by saying it isn't a top-tier one. But the fact is, my job come Auckland is to prove to the world that REDEFINE Pro Wrestling has the best roster in wrestling today, and I'll do it with great pride. I may not be best buddies with the rest of our side, but the fact is, Saturday, I'm putting my head down and my team first. Bet the house on REDEFINE, because we're gonna make Auckland our house.
And, in closing, Tee, since for some reason you felt the need to comment on my given name like it's some attribute of mine, I'll tell you something. Declan's an Irish name, it means “man of prayer”. On Saturday night, you won't have a prayer, after I “Tee” off on your stupid looking head with my Blackout.
-DB
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