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Post by REDEFINE Pro on Aug 30, 2015 1:13:34 GMT
Jordan Ciserano vs Carmen Cambridge
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Post by Carmen Cambridge on Aug 30, 2015 5:04:54 GMT
#RedefineJERSEY besides being a dump what else could define it? It only has one thing going for it, and that is me. You see, a week from now, Jersey witnesses the debut of Everybody's Favorite Wrestler, Carmen Cambridge. My first opponent is someone who I see a lot of people praising on social media. Someone who pushed Sasha Foote to her limit in Manhattan, but someone who ultimately LOST.
Is that the new thing to do? Shower a LOSER with praise and let them believe they are better than they actually are? Jordan Cissy...Sissy, Cisaloser, whatever your name is, are you actually proud of that match you had? You had an interview on the show talking about how you were going to beat Sasha Foote and catapult to the top of Redefine. I guess that little spaceship ran out of fuel didn't it? When I see you, I refuse to offer praise, instead I offer sympathy because that's what pathetic, second place finishers such as yourself deserve.
How did it feel? Watching your tag team partner do what nobody thought was possible when he defeated Johnny Applejax in the main event and walked away with a championship while you went home knowing that the only way reason you even have a belt is because of him? Did it feel dirty having to put a smile on and act proud of your friend when you secretly wished it were you who was the new Redefine champion? Did it have you wondering if that could have been you? I can answer that last question, no, it will never be you.
You're a tag team wrestler, one who needs to stay in his lane. I might talk a big game, but trust me boo boo, I can back it up. What you are facing is one of the most innovative, determined, and influential wrestlers not only in Redefine, but in wrestling, PERIOD. I've been doing this for nearly 3 years, and I cut my teeth in Mexico, wrestling men and women that had twice as much talent as you.
Some people may say I'm being harsh, I say I'm being real. That's what I do Jordan, I keep it all the way real. Reality is, you can't beat me in Jersey. While you allow people to pump your head full of false confidence, I'm here to bring you back down to Earth. Don't believe in yourself because you let yourself down earlier tonight. Don't believe that was a mild setback because honey this match is a disaster waiting to happen.
Twitter has been trending this whole man vs woman thing lately, asking if we belong in the same ring as you guys and I'm living, breathing proof that not only do we belong, but we're better. Bring yourself to the ring in Jersey and I'll unleash the wrath scarier than the New Jersey Devil.
We both know this match is over before it even begins. Do the smart thing. Don't show up."
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Post by jordanciserano on Aug 30, 2015 23:01:55 GMT
::The scene opens to Jordan Ciserano in a dark room pacing around it.::
At #RedefineManhattan, I had the match of a lifetime against one of the best wrestlers in the business and a wrestler who may become the Redefine Champion. I pushed her to the limits, and I pushed myself to the limits in that one trying to show that I was a more than just a tag team wrestler who needs his partner to be successful. I wanted to make sure that win or loss that people knew that I was a major player in whatever match I was in. Turns out that was false though...
In losing that match, I found myself unsatisfied... I gave it my all and I fell short. I felt pissed off that I couldn't obtain success in a match that I should have won, I felt like a fool for talking big and ending up the loser in that match. Which is why I'm not going to let it happen again.
At #RedefineJersey I'm facing Carmen Cambridge, someone who I can't wait to face. Not because I respect her, but because she has no respect for anyone. Not because she shows talent, because the only talent I've seen is her talking her jaw off. I want to face her to take out all that anger on. I see her as the perfect opponent to beat down, the perfect opponent to knock out... to pick up... and knock out again and again until Pariah himself comes out and pulls me off of her.
She wants to know how it feels that Caliban won and I lost? It feels terrible Carmen. It feels terrible to know someone that isn't you is the new Redefine champion even though you put in just as much work. Doesn't matter who it is, because no matter who it is it always COULD have been you.
But I use that as motivation Carmen, I use that as another flame in the fire of my soul to beat you down. I use that as another reason to show no mercy on you. And if you want to keep nagging about how I'm a tag team wrestler and how I'll never be Redefine Champion, fine. But I'll kill you before I do anything else.
Some people may say I'm being mad, I say I'm being motivated. That's what I do Carmen, I keep myself motivated. Reality is, I may never be the Redefine Champion, but I'm going to take you to your grave before I do anything. You call it pumping my head with false confidence... I guess it's better that than to fill it with arrogance because that's what will really kill you if I don't do it first. I brought you to Redefine, and I'm going to make you leave on a stretcher.
I'm Jordan C-I-S-E-R-A-N-O you may not be able to say it with your third grade education, but you're going to know it... As the beast you woke.
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Post by jordanciserano on Aug 31, 2015 18:22:54 GMT
::The scene opens to Jordan Ciserano looking at a clock inside of a gym.::
Tick-Tock, Tick-Tock I watch that clock and I still hear no response from her. The one who will not shut up finally did for a little while. Now that's fine with me, I know that Carmen is a busy person going to clubs late at night, drinking until she passes out and sleeping in until two not worrying about any other part of her life and therefore can't talk right now so I'll just jump right in.
Carmen claims that she's the greatest, she claims the I could not dream of taking her down and shouldn't show up. She calls me a loser over and over because Carmen can't think... of anything original. "You're a tag team wrestler." Thank you for telling me what Sasha said, and what Wada said, and what everyone else said. I am a tag team wrestler, who is also a singles competitor and a damn good one at that. You want to take me as a tag wrestler go ahead, you can treat me like I have a handicap, but that jaw will be gone in record time.
I will show up and I will beat you Carmen for many reasons that are inconceivable to you right now. Many of which spawn from watching your last match, basic observances that I'll take advantage of to take you down. I saw you face Johnny Ajax just like I said I would, what I saw wasn't bad. I saw a lot of highflying moves from you; springboards, forearms, and I know your finale is a 450. When I saw all of this, even though I did see all the pain they cause, I smiled.
I smiled not because I enjoy Ajax getting hurt that much, but because being more of a technical wrestler, a more grounded guy with some highflying ability... I know those moves leave you wide open. You want to know how? Because I have a golden strategy against highflyers like you, "roll out of the way." That 450 splash becomes tons less effective when your targets on the other side of the ring. And before you say "I'm technical too, you won't be able to move out of the way once I hurt you." Using that same logic you won't be able to climb to the top rope once I hit a Twist of Fate. Point is, you try to fly on me... you'll fail and you'll be wide open for an attack.
That simple observation will make you weaker than you were before, and that is only number one Carmen. After I study and train more and more on how to combat you better and better, you'll be afraid of that top rope for years to come.
I know you're versatile and that you can change your style, but taking away a main element in your game throws you off just from the thought. And that's only number one.
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Post by Carmen Cambridge on Sept 1, 2015 5:09:01 GMT
"Sissyrano is that seriously what you call trash talk? In your first video you mentioned being 'motivated' like 50 times? Slight exaggeration but clearly repetition is your thing. Boo boo, you need some help, like, for serious."
The cameraman laughs at her saying 'for serious' to which Carmen scolds him before telling him to hold the camera straight and if he flinches at all, she'll slap the taste out of his mouth.
"Jealousy. It's an ugly thing and you Jordan are the undeniable walking proof. You admitted that it feels 'terrible' that Caliban won the Redefine championship and you didn't, claiming you put in just as much work. That's cool and all, but did you ever stop and think that he's probably just more talented? If I were Caliban, I wouldn't want to team with you anymore since you said it was terrible that he won. And you can't take it back boo boo, its all on the internet by now.
Then you threatened to beat me until I was dead because you were mad, like, it ain't that serious. Take a chill pill. You ain't killin' anything other than your own career actin a damn fool like that. Facts are this, Sissyrano, I'm better than you. It's not hard to see why either.
Sure I lost to Applejax in The Alliance, but it was my first big time match in the States. Watch my tapes from Mexico. You say you can move out of the way of my high flying moves, but what if you can't? If you can't, I'ma win the match. I'ma win anyways because all of that anger you call yourself having, its going to get all up in that big ugly head of yours and you're gonna make mistakes. If you make even a single mistake, I'll capitalize.
You keep whining that I talk a lot, but I'd rather talk too much than not enough. Outside of Redefine, who knows you? I'm willing to bet not many of our peers. Me? They may hate me, but its that jealousy factor again, they hate someone who's better, and of course I'm better.
If you think I'm full of hot air, come try and pop me in Jersey. For as much as I talk, I can back it up. I took the match with Ajax 24 hours before the show because I'm confident on what I can do in the ring. Can't front, you had an okay match against Sasha, but it just proved that you will always be one step away from the top. Your partner wins the belt, Sasha gets a title match, and you go back down the ladder where you belong.
I didn't come here to have random matches with random people, I came here to win. That anger, jealousy, and temper is going to cost you everything and when it does? I'll be smiling over you with my hand raised. Bet on that boo."
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Post by jordanciserano on Sept 1, 2015 17:17:52 GMT
::Jordan Ciserano is in front of a crowd of people.::
Trash talk sometimes takes a backseat to strategy, something you obviously lack in this match. I call you out on a loss and your excuse is "It was my first big time match in the States." Are you serious about that? Saying location being the factor in whether you won or lost is a joke. If location really is a factor in victory than you really should win in Jersey with no problem... because you're absolute trash.
I know that I site motivation a lot, I'm very self aware of that, but it's only because it's something that actually helps. Unlike rewatching your tapes from Mexico because your matches are all the same, usually ending in a loss via someone ROLLING OUT OF THE WAY! Basic strategy that you are blind to Sasha, blind like saying everyone is jealous of you. Really I'd say we hate you not because we give you an "A" grade, but rather a "AA" grade... for absolutely abdominal.
::The crowd oohs.::
You want to talk getting false thoughts in your head? All you've talked about is how I'm a tag team wrestler and how Caliban won the title, Jesus Christ you're an observant one aren't you! But even with hearing that I felt terrible that Caliban won... you missed out on a couple of words such as "Doesn't matter who it is, because no matter who it is it always COULD have been you." It doesn't matter who wins the title if it's not you Carmen, because it all feels the same. Then you want to say how I have less talent then him... shit it looks like there are some false thoughts in your head too. Think that your opponent has less talent than you really will make some mistakes, but of course that's not unusual.
I'd pop you in Jersey, but you could be covered in pins in a balloon factory and you wouldn't get a pop. Those people out there they cheer for me. Why? Maybe they see a little bit of themselves in me, maybe they like the underdog going into these matches, maybe they like how I put on a five star match every time I'm out there... no two minute tapouts. The crowd always give me that second wind to overpower and overcome.
And after I beat you from using a solid strategy, after I beat you because of my preparation against you, I will get that TV title shot and I will show YOU who the greatest in the business is. Am I angry? A bit. Am I jealous? Nope. Do I have a temper? Not when I get into the ring.
::Jordan asks the crowd for a response.::
Are you delusional?
Yes!
Are you talking BS?
Yes!
Are you going to lose to Jordan C-I-S-E-R-A-N-O?
::Jordan conducts the crowd.::
Hell yes!
I have strategy, talent, and I have to beat you in this match. So I will.
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Post by Carmen Cambridge on Sept 2, 2015 9:05:45 GMT
"I've decided to stop calling Jordan, Sissyrano, and start being a little more respectful. Why? Because, even if I don't like him too much, I like the business we're in. Speaking of business, lets get down to the bidness. BIDNESS. Are you listening Jordan?
I took a minute to research you more than I already have, and boo boo, it got pretty bad. So you had this big match, it was like a homecoming of sorts since it was in your home state of New York, and you couldn't win there? If you can't win in front of your friends who never made it, your family who looks at you as their only hope, and your parents who are either really proud, or consider you their biggest regret, where can you win then?
Not to mention you've been training to wrestle since you were 14. One-Four. For serious? How have you been doing this for 10 years and not dominating by now? I'ma keep it all the way real boo, you can go in the ring, but you kinda choke in big matches. This is a big match because, in the future, one of us is probably getting a shot at the TV title. When you say TV title, you think about pressure, looking good for tv, and the thought of possibly becoming a champion, but we'll get into that another time. I was basically saying that you just aren't built for a TV Champion, you are completely Gucci where you are in the tag division.
Your trash talk is sub par, your charisma is mediocre, but what can you do in the ring? I'd be an idiot if I said you can't wrestle. But anyone here can wrestle boo, that's why we all have contracts. If you can't perform, then there's nothing I can do for you boo. Is it harder for you to perform around women?"
Carmen chuckles while placing a manicured hand over her mouth.
"You know who can perform? Me, Carmen Cambridge. You can make a joke of my career over in Mexico, but it was decorated. At 20 I was drawing some of the biggest crowds the place has ever seen. Did I win every match? Nah, but I stood in there, took a beating and gave it right back. I'm still adapting to the style over here in the States, but this should be the perfect opportunity to not only test myself, but to make a statement.
As you know, I've been calling myself Everybody's Favorite Wrestler. That might be a little premature-sorry, still stuck on the trouble performing under pressure thing with you. Anyways, what I was saying was, I might not be Everybody's Favorite Wrestler yet, but I will be. The path to achieve that title begins in Jersey and you Jordan, are the exclamation point on my statement.
Just do me a favor boo boo, watch out for my face? I'd hate to be bruised during my victory pose. Good luck-not."
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