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Post by REDEFINE Pro on Nov 8, 2015 3:02:53 GMT
Non Title Match: JP Caliban vs Drew Stevenson
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2015 4:09:55 GMT
We open on the end of Vendetta, the crowd is still cheering and Death By velocity have draped all 4 title belts over the ropes facing up the ramp, Sinnesy is currently checking over Ciserano, Caliban is on one knee in the middle of the ring with a microphone
Caliban: See Drew? Can you hear this crowd Drew? This is a Redefine crowd, THIS IS A WRESTLING CROWD! These people and all those like them, the people who respect pro wrestling, the people who watched the shows before 1997, the people who know who Harley Race and Big John Stud are, not the people who's knowledge of this business extends about as far as the hose Austin used to spray Mcmahon with beer. Those are the people this company is for because those are the people who make this business something more than the butt of the athletic community's jokes, those fans that have been with us through their families from the 30s in the fair grounds all the way up to right now surrounding this ring, Death By Velocity are their champions, Redefine is their company and soap opera actors who represent nothing but themselves and the 1 percent wealthy of the world aren't welcome
He climbs up on the top rope standing with perfect balance on the turnbuckle
Caliban:That's why you got nothing but a heel reaction tonight, nobody wanted to see you the same way they didn't want to see you last week and so your triumphant return was piggy backed on the work of 4 of this company's best and now I am gunna have to listen to you talk about how you drove Declan Black from this company. Look Drew Declan is one thing, he was someone here, he did a lot of great things for us but if you think a narrow win over him is enough to have me in any way worried about this time next week then you will be very very dissapointed. I could be facing 6 guys like you in this ring all at once next week it wouldn't matter because nothing scares me here, nothing touches me here, nothing out thinks, out fights or outclasses me when I stand in this ring!
He jumps back off the turnbuckle and paces back and forth like a caged animal
Caliban: Drew you can take 6 hall of fame rings, 8 figure salaries and legendary status in every single other company on this green earth I could care less because those companies aren't my company, those companies are where people like you came from this is where you are trying to get too. That's why you flew yourself to England, not to show your wealth or strength, it's too show this company that you are something different, something we need but these peoples reaction tonight showed you that you are not welcome because WE ARE REDEFINE!
He holds up the mike for the crowd
Manchester: YOU AREN'T!
Caliban/CROWD/DBV: SORRY!
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Post by Drew Stevenson on Nov 8, 2015 4:25:13 GMT
Standing in front of a mirror in his large, very extravagant bathroom, the man of the hour; Drew Stevenson was tying a tie around his neck as he has his head positioned upwards so that he can see his neck.
Stevenson, "I guess a big congratulations is in order, isn't it Caliban?"
Stopping what he is doing for only a moment, he simply smirks and never really congratulates Caliban on his win.
Stevenson, "It's too bad that you won't get that from me. Oh no, you see, when you and I had our long spat on Twitter? I knew that it would be any minute now before the two of us faced off and you knew that as well."
Having finished working on his tie, he continues getting ready.
Stevenson, "Now of course, I know that you will be on this high ever since you became the TV Champion and rightfully so; you went through hell and back just to become the champion but what you don't realize is that wasn't hell, no, that was simply a smaller form of purgatory before you reach hell."
With a large smile expressed, he is as arrogant as ever.
Stevenson, "Yeah, you guessed it Caliban; I am hell!"
Pausing briefly, he begins to put his jacket on while continuing to speak.
Stevenson, "What I want you to do right now Caliban is take a good, long look at that TV Championship that you hold so near and dear to your heart and I want you to thank the good Lord for making our match a non-title match because if he didn't? Then you would be champion for one week and one week only."
Buttoning his cuffs on his wrists, he continues to speak.
Stevenson, "Yeah I know, you are sitting wherever you are right now and you are seriously hoping and praying that I don't choose to pry that TV Championship away from you and that's a very smart move Caliban because I could and easily at that if I wanted to. However, I am the kind of man who has my sights set on the bigger picture, you know, the richest prize in our business."
Finishing what he was doing, he returns his attention back to the camera.
Stevenson, "Now don't get your panties in a wad because I'm not looking past you. I understand that you are my opponent this week and I'm glad for that because when I make an example out of you? I'm going to show your little buddy Jordan that I have my sights set on him and your guys' name will be spot on..."
Nodding his head, he continues making his point.
Stevenson, "... Death by Velocity will ring true and nobody will forget who you guys are because the moment that the two of you step into that ring against me? Well, let's just say that Twitter will be mourning another loss and it won't be Paul Walker!"
With that being said, we fade.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2015 5:02:01 GMT
It's a few hours after Vendetta Caliban stops to cut one last promo on drew before heading home, we find him in front of the Redefine backdrop with both of his belts on each shoulder
Caliban: Jesus man is there anything about you you didn't pull from 1981? Your haircut, your lifestyle, you general way of talking, you are right Drew you are hell I will completely admit that, you are a pastel colored, sunglasses in door wearing quaff haired peacock with a red dot on it's forehead and I am the fucking sniper rifle and my right foot is the bullet. Drew since you got here all you have done is jump up and down on the spot screaming for the people who didn't know or care you where coming to pay attention too you, it's the same with Zion this week, he came in and beat up pariah yet again AFTER a real fight and is now spouting off on twitter like he did something worth talking about
He lights a smoke and stares at the backdrop behind him
Caliban: This company is not a playground for your kind, this locker room is not made for people like the 2 of you and it will not welcome you in anyway, you saw what it has done to Carmen Cambridge and she was only a wannabe one of you guys, I know you don't care about being hated but when you came in calling yourself the most over man in the company already you really are asking for it. All the twitter messages from your peers elsewhere can't mask the yelling from the crowd that you aren't welcome, that twitter explosion was from people in the industry who never thought you would come to a place where being a fucking athlete not an actor counts. When you look at the actual civilian joe on the street messages they all simply asked either who you are or why the hell the company would hire something like you
He looks at his belts
Caliban: This last time I did this, the last time I achieved the euphoria that is standing here in front of you drowning in gold I walked out to the ring a week later and didn't show why, this time I won't be making that mistake and I am not even worried about the outcome because while Drew likes to tell the world he is dangerous that is only because he hasn't had to deal with a very upset Caliban who has a point to prove. Stevenson says he is hell and I am there, I am about to walk through the fiery depths, well Drew you be hell, I am a black hole and everything that comes into contact with me ceases to exist, little things, careers, championship reigns, records, your self confidence. Drew beat me Black and Blue, pin me to the mat but you will never defeat me, not really and that will haunt you
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Post by Drew Stevenson on Nov 8, 2015 6:23:52 GMT
Stevenson, "You know what I like about you Caliban?"
Pointing at the camera, Stevenson, who was still dressed in a very expensive Armani suit was sitting on his couch with the few items placed on his marble coffee table.
Stevenson, "You are a one trick pony! Every time you open up your mouth? It's the same thing on repeat, kind of like an old record player that plays the same song over and over again. Now I will admit, I may not be up-to-date with the fashion trends and what not but are you really going to sit there and preach to the world that I am an "actor" when I just got done out wrestling one of the best that this company has ever seen?"
Pausing briefly, he shakes his head.
Stevenson, "I will say man, this business is full of morons. I see them every single day and the sad part about that is you are acting like everyone of them. Let me ask you a question; what excuse will you use when this "actor" beats you right in the center of the ring for everybody to see?"
Simply waiting, he decides to speak up before Caliban can give him a stupid answer.
Stevenson, "Pulled muscle? Something was in your eye? Who the hell knows with you but one thing is certain; you most certainly are a frustrated little man and that is why I took it upon myself to go get you some help if you will."
As the camera lowers itself to the coffee table, we see several feminine items.
Stevenson, "Now, since it seems that you are always "upset" Caliban, I decided to make your days much better. As you can see here, we have several tampons which you no doubt need after the way that you constantly rage and PMS all over the place. We have those maxipads with wings that way all of your nasty juices will be contained and last but certainly not least; we have Midol which will hopefully take away all of those cramps because I speak for everybody when I say that they are tired of listening to you bitch, moan, whine and cry."
With a smile expressed on his face, he has a pretty good feeling that Caliban will be livid.
Stevenson, "You go ahead and be this black hole, try to suck up everything that you preached about because you are going to learn just like everybody else in this business..."
Leaning forward, the tension was high and the truth is real.
Stevenson, "... That you can't take anything away from Jesus Christ!"
Speaking with nothing but conviction, Stevenson has that traditional shit eating, arrogant smile expressed along his face. Leaning back, he brings his arms out and drapes them over the back of the couch as our scene fades.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2015 6:49:35 GMT
Wooden surface: "Knock, knock"
Caliban: Hi my names reality check and I'd like to introduce myself,
We find Caliban back in Chicago, they just arrived at their hotel and Caliban is enjoying a smoke in the crisp November air
Caliban: I'm the guy who likes to point out just how many wrestling companies there are in the world and every single one of them has legends and stars and they will make those stars feel like they are the best shit going. It's called protecting the collective Psyche and confidence of the locker room, it's a concept McMahon learned quick the night Hulk Hogan turned heel and turned Vince's opposition into the new kings of large scale wrestling and it works in those environments, places that the fans may only actually know about that one company, so if by chance there is a small regional wrestling promotion in say Argentina where they don't have regular American and Western TV whoever the top dog in that promotion is to the fans of that company whether it be Kane Medellin or Pablo Escobar the 76th that will be the man in those peoples eyes. It's a way of thinking that has existed since the beginning of this sport and was reinforced heavily when sports entertainment became the common denominator for the sport. Those are the kinda fans that pushed Drew Stevenson to the moon, they are the fans who made him a hall of famer 6 times, those are the fans that will be telling your stories after your dead Drew and you know what we call those people here Drew? Marks, people who buy into the promotional bullshit put forward by everyone from that buttfuck nowhere promotion in Argentina to the mega-corps you have worked for in your career
He takes a smoke pausing, listening to the city and the noise in the street below and smiles
Caliban: You wanna know what we do to people like that, people like you in Redefine? We show them that everything they knew, everything they did, everything they where before they got here doesn't mean anything, Drew Stevenson consider Redefine your Career rehab, we are your uncomfortable, long awaited drawn out introduction back to the real world where nobody protects you, nobody cares for your every need and right now Drew while you throw your weight around on twitter and wherever else you can force your face and decades old values you are nothing more than the dude walking into that big white building bragging to his bro's on his cell phone about how he is gunna bribe every guard in the place only to find out the guards got buzz batons and respect for their profession
He turns away from the camera raising his eyes to the stars
Caliban: You do win in one way this week though, I took you to the main event, you are welcome but don't get confused, Main event or not you are still just my opponent... sorry
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Post by Drew Stevenson on Nov 10, 2015 21:01:09 GMT
"What we have here is, failure to communicate!"
With a very serious look expressed on his face, he is enjoying a large plate of fettuccine Alfredo.
"Let's get one thing perfectly clear, the only person that made me a six time hall of famer was ME! Those people didn't climb into a ring and make all of the sacrifices that I have, I did that and I did it alone. You see, unlike you, I don't need these people to cheer me to know just how good that I am."
He pauses.
"You rely on their love, on their admiration because that's the only thing that you know. The truth is, I became a success on my own and I have proven that each and every time that I walk into a company and those people boo and chastise me yet I go straight to the top of the promotion, why is that Caliban? If this business was founded on the "bad guy" never really amounting too much then there would never be any "good guys" like you."
Smiling, he leans forward.
"Did you ever stop to think about that? I would say no because you are too busy trying to tell me how this company is my rehab that you obviously can't see the truth which is right in front of your face."
Taking in a deep breath, he places his hands together.
"I'm a man of truth Caliban and you like reality, right? Ask around and everybody will tell you the reality of the situation is that you never got me to the Main Event, no, I got myself there by destroying a man who helped carry this company and might I add; I did it with style."
He smiles once again.
"But I know what you're going to say next, I'm just a sports entertainer, right? I mean, you are comparing me to Hulk Hogan who is one of the biggest icons in our business today but there's one thing that you forgot..."
Stevenson stretches out his index finger.
"... I can actually wrestle and I proved that last week. See Caliban, for a man who supposedly embraces the truth, you actually stray away from it. To say that Declan was such a great competitor and then to turn around and say that I am not is actually saying that Declan wasn't very good at all. Did you ever stop to think about that? Of course not because you don't think before you speak, all you do is run your mouth.
But I'll tell you what Caliban, you want me to throw out all of my accolades in this company? Even though I don't have to, I will and it's only to prove a point and that point is - at Redefine 25? I'm going to be one step closer to the World Championship and it will be through your blood, through all of your broken bones that I get there and that's a fact!"
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2015 6:26:34 GMT
Caliban: I will not lose to Drew Stevenson, I will not lose yet another fight where I try to stand up for what I believe is right in this business, in this world we live in only to be smacked down by some republican worshipping cunt in an armani suit. This time I will not be the whipping boy who was dumb enough to have a big mouth, destroying that image is how I got to where I am today but it is not who I will be when I step into the ring on Saturday, who do you think has more of a will to win here? Drew Stevenson, the QB who just got an Ivy League Scholarship right into the WHC picture or the guy who want's nothing more than to prove that, that QB has no right taking the spot he is claiming and the free ride he is getting, I am the guy who wants to change the world, to make it better for those of us who are simply trying to do what is best for those around us while trying to perform at a level unprecedented in this industry which is what a company like redefine will ask of you every single day
He lights a smoke
Caliban: But this time round I am not going to be the nervous kid with a point to prove, this time round I am not the underdog to anyone but my opponent because the Redefine crowd know I have exactly what is needed to wipe that false sense of security right off Drew's face, Drew this is my company, MINE and all the confidence, threats and big talk will mean nothing when you step into MY RING. You say you are gunna walk through my broken bones and blood, dude every time you climb through the ropes of a Redefine ring and walk the canvas you are walking on my blood and my bones because both are ground into that mat. To you and all your friends on the internet I am simply the barking dog they will all stand around laughing while you put down in a pathetic fashion but what they don't know is that the dog they are laughing at is a fucking hell beast and it will rip out the throats of anyone stupid enough not to take it seriously
He takes a drag and clenches his fist
Caliban: Every time you called me Kid, or talked down to me in that condescending way, every time you made me repeat myself because you refuse to submit to the words I am saying, on Saturday night in Chicago when this company comes home I am going to take them out on that old battered 70's porn looking face and haircut of yours, seriously dude Dirk Diggler was not a good fashion hero. Drew you are about to learn that people like you are a dying breed and I am the one doing the killing
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Post by Drew Stevenson on Nov 11, 2015 8:09:07 GMT
"Caliban, I want you to pat yourself on the back because you finally got something right."
Opening up on a smiling Stevenson, he gives Caliban a sarcastic round of applause, one of those slow, golf clap ones.
"I am a dying breed and not because you are going to kill me because let's face it; we both know that isn't the truth, you know, that little thing you constantly say you believe in."
Flashing a wink at the camera, his sarcasm was through the roof.
"I am a dying breed because damn near everybody from my era is long gone and before you start making old man jokes? I would take a step back and really evaluate the match at hand because I'm starting to think that you no longer believe what you were preaching at the beginning of the week."
Straightening his maroon colored tie, he looks like a million bucks.
"I knew that would happen because you are a man who goes back on his beliefs more often than not, especially when the man you are trying to expose has turned the tables and made you look stupid. You see Caliban, life isn't fair and everybody isn't treated equally - that's just the nature of the beast, something that you will come to understand the moment that bell sounds and you realize that I am standing over your broken body."
Speaking with conviction, the look on his face tells just that.
"Let me ask you a question Caliban? Have you ever heard the old saying, survival of the fittest. Yeah, I'm sure that you have and that's what this business is all about. Do you honestly think that people care about the sacrifices that you have made for this company?"
Shaking his head, he continues to speak.
"Yeah I know, you are going to say that people do care and I hope that you do Caliban because that shows me just how naïve that you are. Let me tell you how this business works; we are in a very cutthroat business, one where people will do anything to get ahead - something I would have figured you would have known by now. However, you are showing some rookie colors there kid and if you don't like the fact that I talk down on you then change it.
Instead of pulling a bunch of stupid things out of your ass, actually listen to what I am telling you, use actual facts and proof and maybe I wouldn't treat you like a child. But let's be real again, shall we? The truth is, you're not a killer and you don't have that killer mentality. You say that you will rip out people's throats but do you want to know what I see? I see Forrest Gump over in Vietnam who refuses to fire off a shot from his rifle and when that bell sounds? You're not going to be killing anybody but if you were smart, you would RUN Caliban RUN!"
Fade.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2015 3:26:40 GMT
Caliban: So when did it happen Drew? Who took a bite out of your confidence, which young blood put you down a peg or 2 wherever it was you were before here? Who took your title? Who beat your streak? Who caused you to have to go by a tag line STILL better than you. All the powerful poses, the straightening of the tie, pulling out that old trope of survival of the fittest out of the moth filled hat, it feels like you are trying to hold together your image at the seams more than exude the confidence it is all carefully designed to portray
He lights a smoke and leans back in his chair stretching his legs out
Caliban: Ill admit that when you first showed up, even as you took out Declan on the ramp after we got done beating him and Faolan I looked you in the eye and I know you saw me because you looked back and I can say that you probably knew who I was as much as I knew you, but see Drew I have a habit, I watch a lot of tape and I am not going to go back to that bullshit of I know you now better than you know yourself. But I will say one thing, I see your evolution to the point you are now, back in the late 90's you were a fucking demon man, flying all over the show just straight up not giving a fuck and I am talking about before you wore that stupid fucking suit everyday, back when you knew what economy flights were, back when you went to the ring not just to prove how good you where but to be able to put food on a table and never knowing if that was gunna happen that week. And then you went dark for a little bit, I dunno if you went to developmental or what the fuck happened but when you watch your matches from a little later on, mid 2005 or 6 you got lazy, I'm assuming when you started making the money that gave you the capital needed to create an 8 figure portfolio and you know what Drew? That's where you're decline started back when you simply told people you were better than them back when you could still prove it
He laughs
Caliban: Your hungers gone, your belief in yourself is being etched away by the hands of time so you come to smaller promotions so that your star can shine bright again even if it is on a smaller stage because the big ones lights simply drown you out so much so that even here in a place you have never been "still better than you" is relevant because even the people here know you are on the way out, but Drew the most important thing I learned from your video library is that I am and always will be better than you
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Post by Drew Stevenson on Nov 12, 2015 5:37:22 GMT
"You know what else I like about you Caliban?"
Sitting in a beach chair and enjoying the beautiful night on his large, very expensive yacht, he was pointing at the camera.
"The fact that you make this too easy. I mean, it's not every day where my opposition shoots themselves in the head. I know, you are wondering just what I am talking about, right?"
He nods his head.
"You know me better than I know myself, isn't that what you said? Okay, if that were true then you would know that I didn't even start my wrestling career until October of 2005. So that begs the question, who in the world was you watching from back in the late 90's?"
Shrugging his shoulders, it's definitely a mystery.
"Clearly it wasn't me and I'm not even sure that Scooby Doo can figure out this mystery but here's what I do know Caliban. Your word is no longer credible, you can tell every single person who will listen that I have gotten sloppy or lazy with my work but clearly you can't even watch the correct video library so how is anybody supposed to believe you?
I mean, come on man, do you honestly believe that I am losing any of my confidence? Why would I? I am shooting straight to the top of this company and in record time and you honestly think that I am holding on to my former glory? That's the most absurd thing that I have ever heard because I haven't brought up any of my past accolades in our match thus far."
He pauses briefly.
"You make me laugh Caliban, you really do because you see - even if I was an older gentleman? It definitely wouldn't be you who makes me question my confidence, that much I can assure you. So what I want you to do right now is go back to the learning tree, go watch the proper video library this time and then come back to me because you definitely didn't learn that you were better than me from MY library."
He shakes his head from left to right.
"But you did mention something that got me to think a little and that was talking about hunger. If you think that I have lost my drive in this business then ask around, hell, go ask my former best friend, Frank Washington about my drive because he will tell you - I mean, I did break his leg just to become the GGW World Champion and that wasn't even a year ago.
But I'll tell you what Caliban, since you truly believe that you can beat me - why don't you put your money where your mouth is and put that TV Championship on the line?"
With nothing but a smile, that was all that was needed.
"I mean, after all, you have nothing to lose, right? So with that being said; I look forward to seeing if you are fighting Champion or a coward."
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2015 6:45:44 GMT
Caliban: Well would you look at that the meerkats ears are up again, you didn't like that did you Drew, a little too upfront maybe or does the truth just hurt, we are all supposed to respect you but how can we respect a man who spends all his time trying to convince everyone around him including the one in the mirror that he isn't here to revitalise his career. He says it himself, he flew himself to the UK, he took a "paycut" to wrestle here hell he is even trying to use my own tactics against me too get a title shot, too bad the boss man has already made it clear that I am in no way allowed to let you goad me into that because you don't got the stroke here to pull something like that. I do however, if you were holding any belt in this company and I expressed an interest in it I guarantee you we would be in the ring in a week, that's the kind of power I have round here ask the former tag champs, ask Mars Tech, ask Jonny Ajax. But in the end true to old timey whimey form Stevenson is due to take this as a sign that I am scared of him which is a fair assumption and one that is just fine with me but he will see when we step into the ring that there is no fear in the artful dodger of pro wrestling all there is, is confidence, violence and an unstoppable want to kick you into oblivion
He lights his customary smoke
Caliban: And there's that republican in you again, when questioned about your past only acknowledge everything you have done since you became a somebody, what does the name Drew Emerald not get batted around anymore? The 2003 wife beater and baggy pants kid doesn't have a special place in your heart? Or what about the national collegiate trials in 2001, the first year you qualified for a national championship, as I said Drew I watch a lot of tape and you got a lot of history and that is a lot of time and damage done to those bones, that is years of injury just waiting to be worked on. That is years of weaknesses screaming to be exploited one by one like I am breaking every perfectly moisturised finger on your fucking hand
He scratches the back of his head and takes a long pull
Caliban: I stand by what I said Drew every time you open your mouth all I hear is a man who is trying to convince himself he is on the level of a new generation of athletes people like you didn't see coming, Drew you are far from home, you are far from the bosom of people who believe in you, Drew you aren't in the emerald city no more, this is just Kansas and I am a pissed off farmer's shotgun blast
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Post by Drew Stevenson on Nov 12, 2015 8:31:22 GMT
"At this point? I believe that I have completely beaten Caliban retarded from a verbal standpoint."
Shaking his head as the scene opens up, Stevenson looks completely dumbfounded.
"What truth did I supposedly not like? In case you missed the memo, I made you look like a moron the last time I opened up my mouth for the world to hear."
Chuckling to himself, he was actually amused.
"Wife beater? Baggy pants? I don't even know what in the hell you are talking about at this point. From the sounds of it, you were either watching an old video of Vanilla Ice or Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch, I'm not sure and it seems like you are not sure either.
Let me ask you a question however, why do you keep bringing up my political stance? Do you think that it's going to make a difference? I'm here to tell you, no matter what my political stance is and yes; I have made it known to the world - I can promise you that I'm not going to have Donald Trump run down to the ring and kick you in the balls."
He pauses momentarily.
"Now, I do believe the only thing you have managed to get right is the fact that yes, I was a collegiate wrestler back in college but what you fail to grasp is that I won the state championship, I didn't lose. So before you preach to the choir about something you don't know? I suggest that you actually learn the truth, you know, those little things called facts that you told the world you knew all about when in reality? You knew absolutely nothing!
And no, I'm not upset about anything that you have said because you don't have the ability to strike a nerve. Yes, my bones are not as perfect as they used to be but that's what happens when you have been in over one thousand matches in your illustrious career. Don't let that fool you however, and trust me, you're not going to break any of my fingers because the moment you try? I'm going to rip your throat out and unlike you; I do have that killer mentality and I have proven it time and time again."
He pauses once again.
"Now let's get a couple of things perfectly clear, I have never stated that I am on the same level with the new generation because that would be a bold faced lie. You see Caliban, you're right, I'm not on the same level as you guys - I am head and shoulders above you, I am on a level that you will never see in your entire career.
But you go ahead, go back to Kansas and pretend like I need to be in my home environment because I don't and you want to know why I'm in Kansas in the first place?
Because Dorothy can blow me, that's why!"
Grabbing his crotch, we fade to black.
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